"Last weekend, you and I went camping together. We've been friends for a while, so we're pretty comfy with each other, too. At one point during a hike, both of us had to pee really badly, so we stepped off the trail, and pissed together. As we did, I was totally transfixed by how hung you are - it was so big, it looked fake! Now that we're hanging out again, and I've had time to think about it nonstop, I need to see it again! Will you show me? Please? If you do, I can think of a very fun way to take care of that monster in your pants. We'll have to be careful though - the painters outside the window catch us at one point! "